27 June 2009

His Sources Can Zoloft

Remember William S. Burroughs and Brion Gysin's cut-up method? If not, there are scores of articles on the technique available on the Web (a good starting place can be found here), and a number of online cut-up generators (my favorite) that automate the process for our lamentable post-literate world. In light of this week's most recent Lurid Spectacle, I thought the process might provide some helpful clarity. I couldn't have been more correct:

"Recently he injected. Officers who acted, trying, reveal another was death --Paxil taking be included. Interviewed Dr. Reliever, his anxiety was also a sedative --and the star's injection. Officers after Vicodin: his whereabouts due. Jacko had prescribed pain star's other Cop. Soma, Vicodin, Dilaudid. Personal star's gave doctor painkiller at attack. Recently other pill was called Vicodin. His Sun called physicians.

His sources can Zoloft."

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